When I grow up I want to be a Monorail

Q: Is there anything on this planet cooler than the Monorail?

A: No there is not.

The Monorail is the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life. Whenever I go to Disneyland and happen to see the Monorail glide by I am frozen in my tracks and all the thoughts in my head cease as I gaze at that beauty.